pulls out his hidden, vast reserves of vodka. Oh gosh, he really wanted to be drunk right now. It wasn't a feeling he experienced often.

a horrible headache.

curious about those American comics.

stands at the counter of the ice cream shop, trying to determine whether to get chocolate or vanilla.

stumbles down the street with a mostly empty bottle of vodka and a bright red blush.

browsing a candy store, wondering what he should get.

getting stuff together to take a shower.

listening to a song, confusing himself over the lyrics. "Love is forever but just for a few." How does that even work?

sitting at home watching a zombie movie and wondering why it was under the romance section on Netflix.

tempted to dance around his house in his underwear while listening to obnoxiously loud music and using a cob of corn as a makeshift mic.