I got a new PHONE! LG G2, it's awesome. I was so sick of my ancient droid bionic

"Does this teddy bear smell like pee to you?" - things I never thought I would say

My sweet mother-in-law passed away over the weekend. This is a picture of her and my husband on her 96th birthday. She would have been 97 this month.

Shit. I think I just effed up. Steam wouldn't connect to the network, so I tried uninstalling and reinstalling. It's deleting ALL MY GAMES.

I love it when my kittycats fart butterflies!

Joan_W kindle edition of 'Pilgrim at Tinker Creek' is 1.99 on US Amazon today

allbutspeechless and the other anti-huggers in earlier plurk:

sad but funny Packs of wild Chihuahuas terrorizing city

"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." George Carlin