VENGEANCE SAGA’S OUT BABY LET’S GO

I love that two of my teeth decided to be super sensitive to sugar completely at random right before Halloween
The cruel irony of the universe strikes again

I need to sleep but the voices turtles
the voices are keeping me awake it’s eleven PM and i’m crying over a turtle
the parasites in my head won’t let me sleep you guys don’t even understand I could write essays on these stupid turtles and I haven’t even watched it all yet

Weekend Update: Marcello Hernández on Being a Short ...This cracks me up every time I see it but it also reminds me of how skewed my view of “tall” is
‘Cause when you say “tall” to me I’m thinking 5’6”
Global average for men?
5’7”

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warning for talking about bad p@r3nting, d.ds specifically

Next saga will finally have the best scene in the entire story (a little swearing and m/rd/r and people being not-clothed XD):

Just found out the next EPIC saga comes out tomorrow and all of my problems have been fixed

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someday I’ll learn how to stop talking I swear /j

Obligatory daily RotTMNT post it’s entirely about Hamato Raphael this whole post is for him I adore him this is my son

I was looking at arts and crafts stuff in Target the other day and the song they were playing said “I’m not a fallen angel, I just fell behind” and I’ve been thinking about that ever since