i think purple is a shoegaze color do u agree

i got the pedal but I couldn’t afford the one with frogs at the concert 2 days ago and it was really expensive and now I’m gonna struggle for cash for the next two weeks and also I don’t have a 9V outlet for it so I haven’t used it LOL

i want the guitar pedal that’s $240. but also i need money for the next two weeks. but also it has little frogs on it. but I’ve been destitute the past two weeks and I’m tired of asking people for financial help on pay week cuz I’m almost out of money. but the frogs have little golden scarves. and it’s signed by the band. and it has little frogs on it

i look and act like this

you ever notice how they aren’t making toilet bowls as long anymore

my friend waleed just tried gaslighting my friend anabel into thinking that humble by kendrick lamar is a Christmas song and went “yeah it starts off ‘I remember Christmas 1976 and presents in my house’ it’s the first thing in the song”

yeah that’s okay i guess [does a similar but obviously cooler backflip]

sometimes when I’m alone in the kitchen making food I’ll just do the deadlock parry pose you’ll just see me staring at my pasta or whatever then just hit this shit

Y’all ever get pissed off at the Connections for today LOL

McDonald’s gave me my food in this gay little box instead of a bag. me. on my fucking lunch break. a grown ass lamb. they’re laughing at me i just know it. i walked back to work holding it like a little homosexual purse.