"Monkey's out of the bottle, man." "What? That's not even an expression." "Pandora doesn't go back in the box." #PineappleExpress

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Just finished watching #Cinemax's #Banshee episode 12. I almost lost faith in Sibohan but when she used a motel bible to beat the sh!t out of her abusive ex, I found it again.

Happy New Year, everyone! I love you all more than you will ever know. I wish nothing but wonderful experiences for this year and every year.

Yo! #NatashaLeggero is off the chain! Love that girl! She is keepin' it real...funny.

I really want one of those #ScrubbingBubbles hats. #NewYearsEve2013 #NewYears2014

My mom is hilarious. I'm on the phone with her and she said, "It's almost time to release The Kraken." Referring to the big bottle of #TheKrakenRum I left at her house.

"Chew tobacco. Chew tobacco. Chew tobacco. Spit." I <3 Blake Shelton.

Just finished watching #KillingThemSoftly. The movie was okay but #BradPitt's character's soliloquy at the end was the best part, IMO.
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