Everyone is all, "Come online! We all miss you!" And I come online and no one is online. I don't think you all miss me that much

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Merry Christmas guys. It's a blue Christmas without you.

Hey guys! Guess which jerk is checking in for the first time in forever? This one! I hope you're all well. I'm okay. Check out my nephew Jake!

Happy Holidays everyone. Also, get Ready Player 1. It's a fun book that I especially enjoyed having played Second Life.

Getting ready to defend my cornhole tournament championship. I will be thinking of you all as I throw bean bags at boards and drink free beer.

Hey guys. Everything is fine. Miss you all. Please take this time to let me know how you are and what is up.

So bored at work. Wish I could SL.

Scary tonight. Was arrested for DWI. Handcuffed and put in the back of the car. Taken to the station. Patted down, given breathalyzer (which I refused at scene out of principle). Unarrested. Driven back to car.

almost bored with soccer.