AlphaJordan
@Jordanus
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male Dallas, TX, United States
Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker? -Garth Nix

If you're going to do people harm, make sure you needn't worry about their reaction. -Niccolò Machiavelli

The day we stop learning is the day we die. -Michael Scott
AlphaJordan
9 years ago
Time for Nightmare Before Christmas!
AlphaJordan
9 years ago 5
I got my mom these Swarovski tortoises but they won't get there until after Christmas
AlphaJordan
9 years ago
The lobby of my building almost always smells good since people cook down here
AlphaJordan
9 years ago 4
3.87 GPA for this semester nice
AlphaJordan
9 years ago
I don't want to open tomorrow I'm gonna die
AlphaJordan
9 years ago 6
SON OF A BISCUIT
AlphaJordan
9 years ago 1
I fell into the Wikipedia trap
AlphaJordan
9 years ago 2
I MIGHT START CRYING REAL TEARS MY INTERNET IS BACK
AlphaJordan
9 years ago 7
Internet is out across campus so I redownloaded yik yak to check it out and they're doing something to fix it but they don't know when it'll be up, just some time before tomorrow
AlphaJordan
9 years ago 1
I just think it's so cool that Siri will tell you what flights are above you