Dear YouTube, Please don't say this video is not available in your country... Sincerely, You make me feel like I'm from damn Narnia.

COMPUTER, Y U NO USE PROTECTION, U GETTING ALL THESE VIRUSES?

Dear Angry Birds, I know how you feel. I hate those dang pigs, too. Sincerely, Big Bad Wolf

Boning up for the quiz later.

Dear short people, We're less likely to die in floods. Sincerely, tall people.

After insulting someone I always say "JK" even if I was DEAD serious. #insane

If lying was a job, I know lots of people who would be billionaires.

Dear Mermaids, how do you have babies? Sincerely, curious.

watching PGT and nothing has impressed me yet. Haha, like a judge/jury

It was Rebecca Black's birthday the other day. She turned 14. Last year, she was 13. Next year, she will be 15, and 16 comes afterwards.