Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday

Dear Cancer, I hope you get cancer... and die. Sincerely, The entire human race.

Dear Lazy people, 12343228854980. Sincerely, You didn't even read the whole number did you? HAHA.

The awkward moment when you get out of the shower and then realise you have no towel.

I am jealous of the people who get to see and be with you everyday. #forreal

Oh, sorry I can't stop laughing! Your life is such a joke, so fake!

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GOOD MORNING! #soundtrippin'