"According to Dilbert, sales + talk = stalk. Does that mean post + lurk = pl... oh shi-!

why one is being punished for being quiet on Plurk.

"I'm not religious with watching my plurk page, so I guess my points will be in forever low levels. Good thing I like my username."

I'm about to nap in order to prepare for this night's shift.

"There's a lull in the siege for now - best regroup and rest while I can."

"Jed, are you greeting Eventide this weekend?"

"M:TG is bringing dwarves back in Eventide - when will the orcs return?"

"I just realized all the plurks I made are on Central Time."

"Ah, it's Friday morning."

"This shift did not start well."