trying to buy more Karma off of E-bay

he had a new blow up doll, this one makes farting noises, and it's kind of a turn off

stalking Debbie Gibson, because someone has to

addicted to Karma, and is willing to rob a liquor store for it

still trying to get women's naked pillow fighting included in the next Olympics

he had not eaten 20 wings, and 4 blue cheeses

that it is 250 degrees outside today

churches and vaginas are both scary, but he likes hanging out in them

wondering why he's awake this early?

never play poker while baked on Vicodins again