hello plurk. I'm here to inform you all that I have bought soylent.

also good morning plurk 🙂

actually had the worst sleep of my life last night. dogs kept barking AT THE RAIN while they were in my room. they'd leave and bark in the living room and then come back and bark in my room 😭😭 they stopped eventually but they'd come in and wake me up several more times in the night

oomftual on Twitter trolled me so hard 💔💔 they made me actually believe the sdp pod was ending I was going 2 be so so sad

I'm so sick of getting so many reddit and so many spam emails this sucks so bad

I can't sleep good morning plurk

I can vote in my own poll??? okay this beats out Twitter easily

@shane_is_dead - i was born in the elephants phoot f...this is #true #phoot

never eat the school chicken alfredo

please answer posthaste