his girlfriend keeps beating him at wii bowling even though she throws as many balls backwards as forwards.

unlucky today. Amazon.com sent me the wrong book. Wow how does something like that happen.

everyone a happy Peppero Day! See ningin.com

why he gets so many fake phone calls lately. It might be time to change my phone number...

why random fake girls ask him to click on links in skype.

how you can ace a prostate exam.

delivered a massive static charge to his girlfriend's ass by accident.

trying to figure out what are some good books to buy on amazon.

having tea with a water chaser.

why people leave break up messages in their gchat or equivalent status box.