troubles deciding on a Halloween costume. He's either going to go ancient style, werewolf, or stripper. Advice?

sticks his head in a bucket. He doesn't know what started it but he's got a nasty stomach virus

overslept and spilled coffee on his shirt. Great. Now he can go the whole day with a giant stain

getting his video games on. He's got the windows open for that nice breeze and is sitting in his gaming boxers.

wakes up groggily and finds a cat tattoed on his hip. huh. Cute.

stuffs some honey candy in Turkey's mailbox. He listens out for him.

trying to decide whether or not to bleach his hair blonde. Fuck it's not like he has anything to really lose

(Omg XD this thing totally wins. Prussia is such a boss. I couldnt stop laughing

just accidentally pissed off a large German at Oktoberfest. So now he's hiding under a table.

saw a catwoman costume. Hed wear it for halloween