a horrible headache. Its right behind his eyes.

the knock on his head set him straight. Man it hurts though

hit his head on the cupboard getting something. Ow.

twirls his cell phone while he people watches at the mall. Hey 14 is old enough to find a girlfriend or boyfriend right?

can feel his brains leaking out. Oh wait....that might just be the booze talking.

Woke up in someone else's bathtub. BUT hes still got his kidneys

Got checked out. Hes good and now wants to see Sadiq pretty bad.

lounges. There's not much to do besides work and that's in the trash. So he'll drink until he can't remember his name.

DOES NOT have a small dick. Sadiq is just an asshole

ignores the wailing of his boss to do his paperwork. What's the worse that could happen?