I want to be outside all the time, but I want to be at home forever. Sigh.

Omg, my (old) phone alarm is malfunctioning! My new phone won't switch on. Me and tech just don't match.

I wish looks weren't all that important.

I'm shopping with my mom and i'm SO BORED!

(screams) WHY ARE NEW PEOPLE ALWAYS SO SHY.

My karma fell from like 90-whatever to a 74. Not my fault my laptop's so vulnerable.

I want to go to heaven.

It kinda sucks that nothing is ever like in movies. It sets our hopes higher for problems we have in reality, and when something you (...)

I wanna create my own world of little people. Not too many, so they each get the love they need.

So about one plurk ago I was stupid enough to put a glass of water right next to my laptop and now i'm plurking with my phone.