excited to play poker tonight with some Ridsdales. We're all pretty good at it so it's always a lot of fun.

teef how's Montana?

I'm going to have to finish my shopping tomorrow... on Christmas eve. I'm taking bets on how many people you think I'm going to kill.

I have chocolate coming out my ears right now

I'm at Meijer and it's a glorious experience

I'm not answering any calls from my boss til after Christmas. She can bite me.

can't sleep. I wake up constantly because I'm afraid that for some reason my alarm won't go off and I'll miss my flight.

56 hours!

we almost killed an audience member with a falling piece of scenery tonight... this is why you need a tech rehearsal.

I get carded more often for buying spray paint than for booze