This pregnancy thing is awesome, at this point, my wife is nauseated by the motion of the earth.

Monday: I saw a man, who looked much like Ron Jeremy, with a cast on his leg purchasing a pack of blank VHS tapes. That is all.

Ever had a meeting where someone both over uses a term and flubs it at the same time? [i.e. Let's "flush" out the details]

I guess this is what is sounds like to shoot yourself in the foot. bit.ly/cFWrnz

If copyright infringement is theft, photographing someone is kidnapping?

According to the G20 cops LARP gear counts as dangerous weapons. Riot Helmet of Confusion (Credibility -5) tgam.ca/85S

As unfashionable as cargo pants are, packing your "leg pockets" full of crap is taking it to a whole new level. Get a fanny pack.

The baby's due date is 130 days away, but who's counting. (that sentence was like putting on an apostrophe clinic)

Winnipeg, get off your collective duffs. We are 66 people away from having Paul F. Tompkins perform here. bit.ly/9QAZqH

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