I wish there was a pill that allows me to eat whatever I want.

I wonder, if I made some sort of secret bunker in the woods and left to go there for a week without contacting anyone beforehand, how long would it take for people to miss me?

Living in a house of greedy people sucks...

Mmm, maple walnut ice cream...

Hansel and Gretel. Good movie :]

Kid I babysit had the worse temper tantrum today... Awkward experience.

Fried rice, here I come!

I got some people with butthurt on my fb newsfeed. Time for a spring cleaning.

Date night Friday?

Hopefully my day will be productive and stressless...