Me: I don't want to breathe in secondhand smoke, Mom | Mom: Then maybe you shouldn't be standing so close to a fire | Me: :|

"We don't talk about hookers. They're not real" - Kali

"Hey! I know you! Let's have an informal conversation!" [I said this when I saw a very hot Nick Jonas look-alike guy in my mom's pet shop]

[While my step-brother was having a seizure] "Inday, inday! Get to him before God does!"

What are you saying, mehn, JESUS wasn't a FETUS? Jesus was a HOLY FETUS.

"They took my socks without even taking off my shoes!" - Joe Jonas =))

Me: Has anyone told you you're hot when you frown? | Maqui: Uh... no. | Me: Cuz you're not! =))

HOLLA

TUTS MY BARREH! HELLA FUNNY! THANKS TO TISHA R. FOR SHOWING ME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE!