No one is listening until you fart.

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.

what about me?

wow, you're great in lying too?

don't come out till you've count to 100

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.

True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.