Soup on a stick. <--It's kind of like trying to imagine a Squared Circle.

So I'm going to start War & Peace. This thing better be all it's cracked up to be. Or there will be all war and no peace with with lit snobs

I want Santa's job: Run a global empire from a secluded location, lots of servants, but work only one day a year.

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Predictions for Social Media in 2011 by yours truly: bit.ly/SocialMedia2011pr...

BREAKING NEWS: I > U

I love this guy. You will too! ...Think Differnt' ping.fm/cRdPj

I'ma let you finish 'n all but Kanye says HE had the best Thanksgiving ever!

Da do do do, da da da da, that's all I have to say to you

I find it amusing that someone's spam software email verification to me went into my spam folder. #SpamParanoia