My body is sore, so I put some medicated cream. I'm about ready to put some on my wrist. Adulting sucks.

I'm convinced that I have a huge caffine addiction. I can not function properly with coffee or an energy drink.

Why is there a purple bouncing penis?

I hardly post, why is my karma up? I thought you had to post and stuff for that.

I finally figured out how to descale my kuric. Hopefully it brews 10 oz coffee better now.

Still really can't get over this. My nap made me a bit disoriented too.

I'm usually on Facebook this time of night watching videos while waiting for responses. But good lord I have no energy to do that. My reflex is to keep checking to see if that damn site is playing a fucking prank. 😩

There is a dancing penis on the feed. Why is that funny to me?

I really hate that seeing this as a replacement to Q hurts more than it should.

I really need to not get randomly upset over Q being fucking dumb for nuking itself at work. I don't want to explain to my coworkers why I'm trying to tear up. 😔