Happy 7th month honeey.

Showerrr!

I would hit you, but, that would be animal cruelty.

Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a damn. Noon pa man, ang dami ko ng naririnig but I just let it...

Oops, I'm sorry. I wasn't who you wanted me to be. Guess I was just busy being myself.

Sum folks got der heads up der own asses lyk dey r better dan every1 else but rily dats a front 2 mask der own insecurities bout demselves.

If you only knew kung sinong nag-aadd at nag ba block

I am not a Proctologist, which means I am not a fan of assholes.

If it doesn't directly affect you, then it's probably none of your business.

Call me condescending, I call it confidence. Call me childish, I call it an opinion. Call me mean, I call it reality.