realizing that plurk has me at 38 years old. Huh.

tweaking on Bawls. [translation: jittery of an energy drink]

back from vacation, 5 shades darker and 10 pounds heavier (BOO!)

just bought a Special K bar, big sunglasses and a Real Simple magazine while waiting at the airport. I AM A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN.

hanging out at the Miami airport, people watching. (Verdict: fascinating)

just learned the guy I was flirting with on OKCupid a while back now has a BF. Trying to fight off the "last picked at dodgeball" feeling

caught himself reading the "Missed Connections" section on Craigslist. [sigh]

having a crazy difficult time staying motivated today

just realized that 95% of his plurk activity is females and gay men.

glad he's going on vacation this Friday. TO BARBADOS. OMG I'M GOING TO BARBADOS.