"Knock Knock!" "Who’s there?" "Britney Spears." "Britney Spears who?" "Knock knock" "Who’s there?" "Oops I did it again."

You know who's Beautiful? Read the first word. ♥

goodmorning!

Boy: "You're like summer." Girl: "Awww hot?" Boy: "Nope, no class."

goodmorning!

When you're with ur crush& your friend says: "You two should date!" and you're just thinking: "B*tch, I'm working on it -_-"

goodmorning!

ME: "Why am I still single?" BRAIN: "You're weird." BODY: "You're fat." FACE: "Plus you're ugly." FOOD: "I'm here for you."