Death: Take my hand. Person: No! I know if I touch you I'll die! Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five! Person High-Fives

goodmorning!

Ang babae umiiyak kapag nasasaktan. Ang lalake tumatahimik nalang kasi mas nasasaktan!

Ang SORRY pwedeng makawala ng galit, pero hindi ng SAKIT.

goodmorning!

Learn to be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not.

Yung sobrang atat sa summer tapos ngayon magrereklamo dahil ang init.