Engli$h Tsai 英文菜:
有時候也會想想,自己是不是真的對「總統」有這樣強烈的慾望。
10歲升上小四這年、被弱智阿義摸了屁股,忽然混亂了起來。英文菜發現自己是個「女生」,從此發育成為一名「女總統」。
Sometimes I doubt if I want to be a president. When I was 10, my hip has been touched by silly A Yi then I was totally confused. I found that I am a [ Girl ] and I grow up to be a [ Female president ] .