women's rights groups are trying to fight for justice for a muslim woman sentenced to be caned for violating syariah law. Weird.

I had almost 9 hours of sleep and I am still sleepy at work.

No i don't wanna battle from beginning to end, I don't wanna cycle recycle revenge, I don't wanna follow death and all his friends.

My colleagues from the Finance department are on the floor crying for their twisted arm. Poor people.

Mother fuck. It's not like you studied or helped me study for my exam. I passed and you compel me to treat you to a meal.

I am no cina ah pek. I might look cina... er... I mean I am literally cina, still I am no cina ah pek, neither am I cina ah beng!

why his dnd tiny adventures take so long to load on his 2 decades old browser when everything is so... tiny?

he is lessed compelled to squeeze his brains to come up with somethign to plurk about.

listening to shake ya tail feather in the office.

plurk effing blows.