Captain Jonny
@DoctorTripod
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male Manchester, Great Britain (UK)
Some say that if he goes to his own birthday party, the world will end and that he can spear you on the end of a blunt tripod.... he's Doctor Tripod
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago
if this is what summer is going to be like I'm going to die of a combination of boredom, loneliness and tetris.
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago
I would just run
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago
it's always the ones I care about that I hurt most. I can't help it, that's the worst thing.
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago
Why do I wait as long as I do for others, when they would leave me behind in an instant. It hardly seems fair.
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago
Ok from some negotiations that took place today, soon you will be able to download me as a ringtone.
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago 11
I know nobody gives a damn but, god I could use somebody right now, because I am feeling way low.
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago 1
Thanks Arriva Trains for telling me the day before I come home you're going on strike. Either way, doesn't look like I'm going anywhere.
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago 5
I did double absythe and I dont care, result in my opinion, I'm learning.
Captain Jonny says
13 years ago
it seems I have become Astyn's PA, a go between for his admirers. Geeeeeez.
Captain Jonny hopes
13 years ago 2
whoever it is in the flat is having really great sex. Noisy fuckers (no pun intended). Have some discretion!