delicious vanilla flavored vape juice. Damn, why didn't I do this before? Prefilled carts have got NOTHIN on this.

craving french fries, but is sipping on chicken broth to deal with the salt craving.

I have... saltines and applesauce.

Normally no one calls me. Today when I want to sleep all day, my phone rings off the hook. Murphy's law.

I got to wake up to a nice cold bottle of powerade in the fridge. Small things are all I have to cling to to maintain my sanity.

killer heartburn of death and destruction.

Whine whine whine bitch complain whine whine whine

It's magical, how much a good tooth brushing can distract you from how dry your mouth feels from not being allowed to have anything to drink

No food or drink since midnight. no coffee this morning. This is already sucking.