DeSauce
@DeSauce
female Monroe, NY, United States
I am very unfriendly. I hate hot dogs. I only like Fridays. I hate air. I dance with my socks on. I am a ferret person. I have a pet squid called Calamari. I am totally lying.
SCREAMS: POPPAAA!!! MOMMMAAAA!!!! 
DeSauce
shares
Im a Stupid Cat!
DeSauce
loves
snowdays 
DeSauce
hopes
the pockcorn kernels that juss burned her butt aint gonna leave a perma scar... 
DeSauce
gives
DeSauce
is
feeling like a peanut buttah jelly sammich.
DeSauce
needs
choklit...and a buttdance icon...
DeSauce
wonders
why SL hates me? 