by odins shinny white beard!

just watched close encounter (dont think its the tittle) with my dad which is weird cause he usually dosent like Sci-fi

wonders who would win God, Zeus or Odin my bets on Odin

in search of Sasquatch

REJOICE MY FRIENDS FOR HE HATH RETURNETH!

waiting for his hair to reach mystical mountain sage level

my dad and sisters call me Jesus is that a sign that my hair is too long?

i like my solitude so what if i havent left the house for a couple of months?

kung fu masters fight to win the war but we all know its the one with the robe and wizard hat who wins

heavy boots of lead fills his enemies full of dread +points if you know the song