The immidieate need to laugh at a man in a speedo

Bro, fuck using hack to carry shit. I just load all of that on one arm and March my happy ass inside to watch TV

Me casually starting to hit people's heads with my own as a bonk of affection

All's well that ends well-

Me fighting my refrigerator because nothing I want to eat is in there

I love being a smartass, though an I actually going to use that superpower? Nooo..

Strong? String. String strong.
Y'know what. It's staying strong now

The strong of panicked hums that just existed because I realised I was answered while I was somewhere else

I'm absolutely about to fight this damned kid. I wanna see who you are. Not even pictures, o have no clue where I interacted with you for you to want to be friends TT

To simply change PFP and username. I begs it

Trying to figure out who it was and the page is just hitting me with a 404

I'm gon' cry