(vaguely nsfw) So today i went grocery shopping with the GF. and we were picking out some snacks and I grabbed some oatmeal creme pies cuz, y'know, they're the shit.

Chevy has graduated from gremlin to full on goblin.

Y'ALL.

Me: You prefer Pepsi or coke?
Mike: Mmmh....coke.
Me: Why?
Mike: Eeh, y'know. you leave Pepsi sitting out for too long, it goes flat and tastes like lettuce.

So parting my hair not in the middle? AMAZING.

(hair) Y'ALL.

The hair saga ends today!!!

(nsfw) Tonight in unintended consequences:

You know those days when a meme is a whole vibe? It's one of those days.

Just had an attorney mansplain "too many cooks in the kitchen" to me.