(werk) Me: idly watching a training video
Video: A Customer Persona can help the team relate to one person...
Me: A WHAT NOW?!

Why was I advertised Existential Dread Robert?

My room is FINALLY becoming what I needed.

Me: Takes the effort to glue on, trim, and paint false nails.

Nails: Bitch you thought.

(two plurks in a day) (the GAY) Holy fuck I love women, y'all.

In my ever-continuing quest to be adorable, this arrived in the mail today:

Finally unpacked the last box. The house is officially moved in.

Y'know. Since I started fully embracing The Cute Egirl aesthetic, I've found more joy than I've had in awhile.

I have slightly upgraded my computer setup. it is now. adorable.

(gpoy) I managed to match my lipstick to my hair today.