Second top story, Erasure is a lego!

Top story! I'm a chicken nugget

Welcome to confusing news! Fun fact there's always a small probability that you could phase through a wall

The difference between peanut and almond butter? I think they're slightly different shades of brown, and smell different, and also, peanut butter tastes richer than almond butter.

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Hello

We wish to have things to report on

Welcome to Confusing news! I'm your host treble, and uh, we don't have a top story, is there anything odd or confusing for us to report on

More of the world needs to see Cil's muscles

Clef you're weird

No, you're weird, for not appreciating those glorious abs more

Clefff

What is it

So... so uhm... so i kinda messed with the equipment, and. And a piece came off

Treble. sigh Alright, i'll fix it

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