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walked into a bar and said "Ow!"

Slurpee is my favorite drink that rhymes with a venereal disease.

this is the best name for aliens EVAR:

a Plurk karma chameleon. It comes and goes.

old because his daughter is already a year old.

if he should bite the bullet and buy a PS3

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

the Count Chocula marshmallow treats he made. OM NOM NOM NOM

that if he had a horse, he would name it Catherine the Great.