I really don't want to have to go back to the dentist and doctor. But I may not have a choice, the way I still feel.

sleep. why u hate me

I've never seen the live action Scooby doo... the fart joke has me crying laughing

My first night with a sleep tracker on and it already has told me some interesting and UNSURPRISING things.

can't believe I busted my zipper at work. under my apron no one can tell but now I have to get home!

Hair straight up, blankets on floor, mattress crooked... Yeah, it was a nightmare and toss and turn kind of night. sigh I wish I could sleep well.

Ok, that was weird. There was a post on my page for a quizzie that I DIDN'T DO. Fucking virus bots

Tested a recipe for "Irish Soda Bread" No buttermilk, but it's actually pretty tasty. (I did the vinegar in milk trick)

Here's a tip: When writing a romance novel, please DO NOT refer to your male love interest as "a walking ad for KY Jelly". That is not a good thing.

androgyny and poptarts