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Me and who?

Do Not Interact if you have lost the sperm race.

I'm a celebrity. Okay.

I am Pyro from the hit game Team Fortress 2. I run hell itself.

I pretended to be my online girlfriend for 6 months. I'm sorry for lying to all of you.

The damned will soon die again than lay a hand on me

Intro post: I shoot lasers and turn into an alpha, ok. Do not face my wrath