This woman approached me, told me I had beautiful skin, and asked me to be in her make-up business portfolio.

Start the joy, Hannah. You can do it.

I still have a lot to say about you, but you're not worth talking about anymore.

I don't get why anyone would want to be your girlfriend. I pity her so much. No girl deserves a guy like you.

I like smart people who play dumb to be funny. Be careful not to take it too far or do it too much, though, because people might misunderstand you.

went wine tasting @ Napa&dinner @ King's Buffet w/ dad&his 3 old pals from Dgte.Old men are funny esp when they talk about their past loves

My History professor reminds me of Sheldon Cooper, but a nice and non-awkward one.

We got what we dreamed of yesterday.

Dad brought me to Joe's Crab Shack&told me I will hav a soon2be stepmom&half brother&sister will come to US&move in.Too much info for 1night

Very educated guys are such turn-ons.