the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado

twitter sports the fail whale on Christmas day... Can't handle the burden of all that jolly.

hock the Dells with balls of Howie.

I am higher calorie than Tutankhamen, but lower sodium.

I made a DERP.

I wonder if Mike Ock is hard?

it occurs to me that a form of appeal to legitimacy employed by quacks and mystics throughout the years...