Its been months since alcohol has been in my system, im basically a recovered alcoholic. i know ive only been drunk like 3 times but my life is now on a good path of not being a rambling freak of an alcoholic. my new path leads to cigarettes.

I was so livid at this student driver middle classman that I decided to tail him for 3 hours just to feel the satisfaction of cutting him off and break checking him, he died in the crash #economics

my real fanbase is located in my anonymous plurk replies

my existence is a horror in its own right, im so powerful that if i was in fnaf it would actually be called five nights with me.

I come back to this site to find individuals flirting and calling me names, I will not point names you know who you are. However this individual will soon find themselves stranded on an island while I proceed to hunt them down. This will happen at random. sleep with your eyes open cunt

Ive recently obtained a new hobby, slut shaming, im now fully obsessed with this new behavior and encourage all of you to do the same

I will be the person to finally show everyone just how unique and valuable the world and human life is by trapping the world in a pseudo killing game based off of a hidden little gem of a experience with a funny guy

Ive become a new person. A higher being. Ive begun to categorize all of my hoes in a system of defragmentation. these categories are things such as who I will kill very shortly, who the real ones at, and what ones im blackmailing. and obviously which ones have the fattest ass.

I have a complete flowchart for what I lie about to people, these pertain to certain basic things, such as my name, place of employment, and hobbies. I have cataloged every lie i’ve told to every individual person, everyone is living their own little lie. the world is my stage.

normalize killing the person you lost to in fighting games