I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. -
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? -
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
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There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look. -
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
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Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. -
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Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. -
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Temptation -
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Dog Candles -
 
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1980 vs 2013 human -
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we must be closed -
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet? A: To stamp out fire. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out burning ducks.
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Do you know whom you are talking to -
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