Ah, one of my favorite kinds of quip/trope, this time provided by Saphroneth: "If your plan takes a single compassionate woman to pull it apart, it's not a very good plan."
[DP] And more generally - since not only will Bugge be coming to TDM for silly shenanigans (see you Monday!), my brain has also latched on to having them on the Narrenschiff. Hoo boy. ETAPlotting toplevel, now that I have comm access!