The reds and the whites are gonna collide tonight

Agusta Westland 189 going airborne

Italy 2-1 Azerbaijan. And the goalscorers are Chiellini, Chiellini & Chiellini

The goalkeepers for Euro qualifications are Casillas, De Gea & Casilla. Who will start on the pitch?

Welcome back to The Blues, Roberto Di Matteo! Sorry, I mean.. The Royal Blues

Lady without an Ermine, with a skinny Ermine & with a fat Ermine

Rojiblancos is crushed by the host, The bat of Mestalla

And the titled should be "How to take down bad guys with hardware store goods"

Wayne Rooney, from goal to red card, from herooney to zerooney

Calculated risk from the house