I just had the best idea ever for a Saw movie o___o I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. YOUR BOWL OF CHILI HAS BEEN LACED WITH LAXATIVES. THE TOILET PAPER HAS BEEN PLACED SHEET BY SHEET THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE. HAVE FUN.
Stumbling around looking for the Oatmeal this morning, come across a container that says DAT BRAN. For a moment I think we /really/ like bran, then realize that 'D' is an 'O'. Proceed to get more coffee.
In the spirit of Halloween, or Samhain, whichever, GAWD, I'm gonna start posting my favorite short, and not so short, horror stories from /nosleep and the like