"Good news, or bad news?" ALWAYS choose bad news first.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, It's to create something that will.

It's frustrating when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it.

Genuinely beautiful women look even more beautiful without any form of makeup.

TEACHER: "I hope I don't see you copying another student's homework!" ME: "Yeah, I hope you don't see that either.."

"Where have you been all my life?!"."Running"."Why?"."Because..... I'm a marathon runner."

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS. English: We Speak It, History: They're dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We Have Dora

Dear Google, stop acting like you know everything! let me finish my own sentences!

"Go to hell." "Why? Do you wanna have a play date?"

Trying to take off your shirt while listening to your iPod is frustrating.