Alterz
@Alterz
male Seattle, WA, United States
Ahaha, yeah, like I could actually describe myself here. Pff.
Scientist, artist, hobbies all over the board and irons in all of the fires. More specifically, I'm a marine biologist and I draw a lot.
I'm curious, does anyone actually read these?
Scientist, artist, hobbies all over the board and irons in all of the fires. More specifically, I'm a marine biologist and I draw a lot.
I'm curious, does anyone actually read these?
ma'am you have a beautiful blues/country singing voice but this is a public bus and i can hear you through my headphones ;_;
spoiler-free barbie review: shit, y'all, it's so good
probably the funniest note a person can put on their vampire au fanfic
it's probably a good sign if the plumber looks under your kitchen sink for literally half a second and says "oh, no. i'm just going to replace this whole thing", right?
in the frozen aisle. two employees in uniform, monochrome grey, restocking. me, bright tie-dye t-shirt, obviously fussing with a full basket and a grocery list. guess who gets approached by a customer looking for margarita mix
o- oh...
i'm reeling
hm :/
reasons to be concerned about the radio dj: you're driving home at midnight and the playlist features "i think i'm paranoid," "i wanna be sedated," two covers of "hurt" back to back, and "i wanna get better"
turns out that transferring an entire laptop's worth of saved files takes like a million years, who knew?