the way to a woman's heart isn't through NDP rehersal tickets - that's aiming too high.

on a "The-West" dueling rampage. RAWR!

overheard this on Facebook: Q. Why did Michael Jackson die? A. It's his heart. He couldn't Beat It.

"Beat It" blasting in his office - tribute to the death of the world's most plastic man.

standing at the rooftops, everybody scream your heart ouuuuuutt.....

most displeased with his company's customers.

taken it upon himself to whack towns with pretentious names/people in "The West".

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will....

to elope.

swears he saw Stephanie Sun at Mandarin Oriental last night having dinner while he was squirted by lychee juice.